Lez Bi Real

Kitty / 22 / CO / Lezbifriends
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Bro.
Bad News: Nothing lasts forever.
Good News: Nothing lasts forever.

itssexualhour:

I was in the kitchen of my apartment waiting for my boyfriend to finish using the bathroom. I said “hurry up I gotta pee” and when he came out he gave a really sexual look, pressed me up against the counter, went in for what seemed like a passionate kiss, but instead got almost there and said “is that a promise or a threat?”

I lost my shit

(via heartofthehurricane)

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

(Source: devilbatghost, via heartofthehurricane)

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via heartofthehurricane)

ask-belarus-kekkon:

our-asgardian-warrior:

mistlemore:

all-four-cheekbones:

itsbabyber:

aliciaaadanielle:

summits:

thehobbitcompilationblog:

idareu2bme:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

What if there are two vowels in a row?

Does anyone know the answer to that last question?

Jill.

THIS IS SO EXCITING

THIS IS SO COOL OMG

If there are two vowels in a row, you use a carrier placeholder. It’s a plain straight line, like the letter i without a dot, that just exists to hold extra vowels.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

this is important

((I am trying to write Emily………*dying*))

(Source: cleocliche, via didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke)

sixpenceee:

A scene of satan eating a human from L’inferno (1911) a 1911 old Italian silent film. It took over 3 years to make and was the first full length Italian feature film. It’s loosely based on The Divine Comedy. 

If you are into old, silent films then you can watch it here

(via didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke)